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Category: Movie Reviws
Dunkirk….Review?…Kinda
Dunkirk Review? Or a ranking of all Nolan films? Why not both!
Quick Review: War for the Planet of the Apes
Ok. Fam. I was going to do a full review for the newest film in the Planet of the Apes reboot series, but then I saw it and realized I'd have difficulty talking about apes for a full review. So instead, it's time for an Apetastic Quick Review! Story: It's a planet with apes. And some … Continue reading Quick Review: War for the Planet of the Apes
Quick Review: Spiderman Homecoming
What did I see? Seriously. The movie I saw last night was just too good. I was laughing. I was awwing. I was gasping. I was yeahing. It was too good. It had no business being that good. I can't even write a review for this film. So here's a quick review of my muddled … Continue reading Quick Review: Spiderman Homecoming
Baby Driver Review
With all the movies I see, it's always surprising when a movie comes out of the woodworks without me noticing. When it comes to these movies, they usually end up being totally average but every once in a while, they end up being a surprise hit. After catching this film earlier in the day, I'm … Continue reading Baby Driver Review
Transformers: The Last Knight Review
Holy Transforming Camaro Batman! I'm actually getting to review a movie the week it comes out. Not a week later! It's a summer miracle!....at least that's what I thought until I realized that the movie I'm reviewing is a Transformers movie and all of those movies are garbage. But what's the worst that could happen. … Continue reading Transformers: The Last Knight Review
Wonder Woman (2017) Review
What's up fam? Well I'm 0-2 these past two weeks with getting reviews out in time and there's a solid reason for that; I take the LSAT on Monday 😮 So yeah I've got some wonderful things on my plate but the review train must never stop and this week we've got a review … Continue reading Wonder Woman (2017) Review
Baywatch Review
Happy Friday everyone! Last week I reviewed Alien Covenant, which was a hot mess, and this week I'm reviewing a film that is somehow an even hotter mess. It's so depressingly bad that I forgot to review it yesterday, so I'm going to hammer out a review for it RIGHT NOW! Ladies and gents...Baywatch? Story: The … Continue reading Baywatch Review
Alien Covenant Review
Welcome back fam! I took a break last week to go to graduation but have no fear! I'm back and here with a proclamation. Alien Covenant sucks. Like really really sucks. Sucks like one of those fancy Dyson vacuum cleaners. Let us dig in and see just how bad this horror flick is. Story: This movie … Continue reading Alien Covenant Review
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review
The first Guardians of the Galaxy (which my brilliant friends and I aptly named GalGuards) is my favorite movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) thus far. It was the movie that proved to me that Marvel knows exactly what it's doing with these films and even if they make a movie out of a … Continue reading Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review