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Baywatch Review

Baywatch Review

Happy Friday everyone! Last week I reviewed Alien Covenant, which was a hot mess, and this week I'm reviewing a film that is somehow an even hotter mess. It's so depressingly bad that I forgot to review it yesterday, so I'm going to hammer out a review for it RIGHT NOW! Ladies and gents...Baywatch? Story: The … Continue reading Baywatch Review

Alien Covenant Review

Alien Covenant Review

Welcome back fam! I took a break last week to go to graduation but have no fear! I'm back and here with a proclamation. Alien Covenant sucks. Like really really sucks. Sucks like one of those fancy Dyson vacuum cleaners. Let us dig in and see just how bad this horror flick is. Story: This movie … Continue reading Alien Covenant Review

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

The first Guardians of the Galaxy (which my brilliant friends and I aptly named GalGuards) is my favorite movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) thus far. It was the movie that proved to me that Marvel knows exactly what it's doing with these films and even if they make a movie out of a … Continue reading Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

The Circle (2017) Review

The Circle (2017) Review

I'm not going to lie. I will watch any movie with Tom Hanks in it. Whether it's him as a pilot or a lawyer or a weird tech guy, it doesn't matter. If he's in it, sign me up. With that being said, the Circle would seem like a great film for me. Tom Hanks? … Continue reading The Circle (2017) Review

The Promise (2017) Review

The Promise (2017) Review

When it comes to a majority of the films I review, most of them are not significant in the grand scheme of things. Movies like the Fate of the Furious and Life do not really add anything to the our greater social knowledge, but every once and a while a movie does come around that … Continue reading The Promise (2017) Review

The Fate of the Furious Review

The Fate of the Furious Review

Ok fam! It's the new Fast and Furious movie. Cars! Explosions! Excitement? Vin Diesel! The Rock! (Cooking? Smell?) It's everything you'd want in a movie!!!?!?!?! Story: This movie picks up after the last film in the series with Dom and Letty chilling in Cuba when a new baddie comes along and forces Dom to betray his … Continue reading The Fate of the Furious Review

Life (2017) Review (and Happy Easter!!)

Life (2017) Review (and Happy Easter!!)

Happy Good Friday everyone! I hope everyone who celebrates has a good weekend and a Happy Easter. And for those who don't celebrate, well I just wanted to tell you that you're wonderful and I love you. Anyway, I figured I would review a nice happy movie that highlights the good in mankind and how....what's … Continue reading Life (2017) Review (and Happy Easter!!)

Quick Review: Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Quick Review: Ghost in the Shell (2017)

I've never been an anime fan. It's just not for me, however, I love me a good movie so let us see if an anime movie can translate well into a AAA live action film. Short answer....no. Quick answer...let's find out. Story: In a weird future (or universe or world or...something), the line between man and … Continue reading Quick Review: Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Power Rangers Review

Power Rangers Review

Day late and a dollar short. Sorry folks. For anyone interested, here's my review of Power Rangers. Is it good? Is it bad? Or could it be both? :O (Note from the editor: the "other" section has been trimmed down to be a little shorter and more to the point) Story: The story here is pretty … Continue reading Power Rangers Review

Spring Break Reviews: Lego Batman, Fist Fight and More!!!!

Spring Break Reviews: Lego Batman, Fist Fight and More!!!!

Happy Spring Break friends! Kids across the country are rushing to warm places to enjoy time away from the stress inducing institution that is college (or high school) and as it turns out, even movie reviewers need a spring break here and there. I did not get an opportunity to see a new movie so … Continue reading Spring Break Reviews: Lego Batman, Fist Fight and More!!!!